Friday, May 19, 2006
why havent i been shot yet?
i am the last in the class. i did the worst for midyears. i am so sure. i calculated my average and i got a pathetic 40. it is the maths, the maths, the maths that pulled my average down. why can't we,like,drop maths? huh huh huh??? i
don't see how knowing about logarithms and congruency is going to help us in the future, unless we want to be freaking math teachers or mathematicians.
look at my bloody marks, all you bloody smartasses.
English: 55
Chinese: 54
Physics: 34
Eng Lit: 52
[so far i have been doing okay, if you look at other people's marks.yes, even physics.but then...]
Chemistry: 41.5 [hahaha...a joke?nah.]
E Maths: 28/100 [and everyone else passed...they got like SEVENTY or NINETY.]
A Maths: 17/100[my seven marks...boohoo]
Combined Humans: 44/100 [because of SS].
and you want my L1R5?fine. FORTY-SIX. I GOT 46 POINTS. i cant go to a JC at all. when zheyu saw what i got, he sort of shouted damn loud in surprise. stupid idiot!!! somebody slap him. he scored sooooo high la. he may have failed english, but he got a bloody 92 for e maths. and yingwei arh. she got 96. huh. and then look at my 28 and then puke,please.
oh, and you know what? theodora, biran, simin and i went to the staffroom to ask Mrs Periera about the rankings. well she said she didnt know yet. but then she also said she wasn't going to teach us anymore, next semester. we were all like stupefied, mortified. she won't be our form teacher from next semester. instead we get a freakingly young male teacher. a new teacher from somewhere out there. she said that we would probably like him - 'because he's young...' (yeah...and Mustafa is young. you get what i'm trying to say here?) - but then simin said, 'Scully his name is Mr Cui...' * . we were all like damn sad about it. mrs P has to teach the secondary four classes...they didnt have enough teachers in sec 4. oh please. what can't they get another teacher instead? huh huh huh? and Mrs P says that apparently someone from HM complained 'gainst her. well. it wasn't us four okay.
she was so damn nice la. she gave us all gummy worms even though she didnt have to. and what other teacher can you confide in about Mustafa's real identity and not have her condemning us for ostracizing him and being mean? she was like 'tell me more about Mustafa'. phwoar. i am going to get my mother to mention it all casually next time she sees the VP...perhaps they wont do something so drastic then.
footnote*:today we formed the A.C.C clique. it may be ridiculous, but it stands for anti-cui clan. simin got the cui name from da chang jing. there is a family with the surname 'cui' in that serial and apparently they totally,like,suck. so we gave the 'cui' surname to anyone we hate, teachers and schoolmates alike. for example, say there is a classmate of ours called Richard,er,Poo and we really,really hate his guts. well, we call him Richard Cui then. and refer to him as R.C. our motto is: down with the Cuis. and our loves and interests include: moustaches, bouncing bouncers...P.S: did you know Mustafa Ababa has got three brothers now? whoa. they are Ababa Junior, Bouncer and Bouncer II. to give you a hint who Bouncer II is, he had a little run-in with Ciyi's twin, Marcus.
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